Fromage

I was hungry this afternoon, so l bought a bag of Doritos - the baked kind. They are quite delicious but messy - the cheese sticks to your fingers. I'm happily munching away one chip at a time. Betweeen each chip l would clean my fingers (this way l can continue to type away on my computer and remain productive). After about the 3rd chip and the 3rd finger cleaning, l abandon my attempt to have cheese free fingers. So, as l'm reaching for the last chip in my 60g bag, my boss comes over to introduce a Sr Manager who will be joining the project. She reaches out to shake my cheesy hand. At this point l have a couple of options. Shake her hand with my wrong (left) hand and be thought of as odd. Don't shake her hand and be thought of as an ass. And lastly, spend a few minutes to explain my predicament and be thought of as odd and and an ass.