Elevator Fustrations

I hate people (hate is a strong word), so l will say l'm greatly disappointed in people who get on the elevator and press the next floor. One floor - take the stairs! This is why we have obesity problems - not MacDonalds.

I am also disappointed at people who get off on the wrong floor and then hurry back into the elevator (while the doors are crashing into them) and then proceed to explain why they got off on the wrong floor - noboday cares!

I am mildly disappointed with the people who lack coordination. They end up pressing 4 different floors before they get the right one - and of course they are all before the floor l get off.

I am disappointed with people who are rushing to the elevator to get on - only to miss it - and the last face they see is me trying to frantically hit the 'open' door button. I never hit the right button. THere is a 50/50 chance of hitting the correct button - and l never fail l get it wrong. These people think l have purposely closed the door on them and l hate them for that. I was trying - believe me!

Moral of the story - take the stairs or work and live in a low rise.